Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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