Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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