This is not my ceiling
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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