I like my sex mixed with concussions.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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