I bet he comes in French.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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