Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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