So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
