Can Purell be used as lube?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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