My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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