It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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