when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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