Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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