This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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