I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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