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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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