i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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