Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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