Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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