Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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