i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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