I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
