She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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