sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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