I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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