i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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