Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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