You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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