And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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