I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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