Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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