C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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