What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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