I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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