Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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