Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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