We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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