DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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