I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
birth control should be required to get into college
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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