I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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