I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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