How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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