Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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