On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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