return my video game
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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