forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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