Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
tell me about the fingering
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