6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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