Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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