I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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