Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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