i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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