Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
